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Surprise! People Who Might Be Lactating

…and you’d never know it

2 min readJun 8, 2021

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Surprise! People Who Might Be Lactating

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Rachel Deutsch

Something’s wrong with my uterus!

When a person with a uterus seeks medical help and they’re given an Advil

1 min readMar 25, 2022

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Something’s wrong with my uterus!

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Greener Pastures Magazine

More Than a Mom

Sometimes “best friends” is just a better way of describing your relationship

1 min readFeb 12, 2022

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More Than a Mom

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The Belladonna Comedy

From the People Who Brought You Orgasmic Birth

New birthing trends guaranteed to bring a sparkle to your labor and delivery experience

3 min readJan 29, 2022

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From the People Who Brought You Orgasmic Birth

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Rachel Deutsch
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Greener Pastures Magazine

Helicopter Parents

When helicopter parents attend a convention, things take an unexpected turn

1 min readDec 11, 2021

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Helicopter Parents

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Rachel Deutsch
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The Belladonna Comedy

Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Science

Here’s a roundup of our favorite additions to the annals of science history.

3 min readDec 11, 2021

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Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Science

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Frazzled

A Person Who Found a Way to Do All the Things

…by growing just four extra breasts

1 min readOct 14, 2021

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A Person Who Found a Way to Do All the Things

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Frazzled

Wait…Am I Your Mom?

When someone calls you “mama” you can never be sure

1 min readSep 16, 2021

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Wait…Am I Your Mom?

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Rachel Deutsch
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Greener Pastures Magazine

How to Get the Ultimate Beach Body

Using one ingredient that is only a little scratchy

1 min readAug 7, 2021

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How to Get the Ultimate Beach Body

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Mama’s The Sky

A Parenting Fight

2 min readAug 5, 2021

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Mama’s The Sky

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Rachel Deutsch

Rachel Deutsch

Rachel’s work is in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Little Old Lady, Mutha Magazine, and more. She’s on Instagram as weirdmomart!

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